1. "They let me pick. Did I ever tell you that? Choose whichever      Spartan I wanted. You know me. I did my research. Watched as you became the soldier we needed you to be. Like the others, you were strong and swift and brave. A natural leader. But you had something they didn't. Something no one saw, but me. Can you guess? Luck."
    

    (Source: Leviest, via presidentobarna)

     
  2. (Source: distraction, via rabbitrecycle)

     
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  4. hi:

    thegreatviino:

    canyoudefinethis:

    heyfunniest:

    Pokemon irl 

    NO FUCKING WAY

    I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

    this is the only type of exercise i would voluntarily do ever

    (via thenimbus)

     
  5. sixpenceee:

    Where does your state fit in?

    Also you maybe wondering what a couple of these are, and I’m happy to say I have posts/wiki articles on them that will clear that out for you.

    BLACK EYED CHILDREN

    ENFIELD HORROR

    JERSEY DEVIL

    BUNNY MAN

    GOAT MAN

    MOTH MAN

    WENDIGO

    SKIN WALKER RANCH

    FLATHEAD LAKE MONSTER

    WEEPING WOMAN

    CARDIFF GIANT

    SEATTLE SEA MONSTER

    POOP MONSTER

    NIGHT MARCHERS

    OKLAHOMA OCTOPUS

    CARROT TOP ALIENS

    MELON HEAD

    (via deadjosey)

     

  6. Anonymous asked: When does The Tulpa Effect porno parody starring you and James Deen come out?

    laconicllama:

    image

     
  7. buffalolake:

    highhopestocope:

    Absolutely gorgeous. I can’t even..

    This’ll do.

    only exists in minecraft

     
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  9. carnahan:

    prettycolors:

    #3ec1ba

    The color of my bedroom at my old house. 

    inaccurate

     
  10. pmon3y69:

    drdawg:

    my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

    this is me, i am pete, love me 

    (via a-squalor-victoria)

     
  11. cinemagorgeous:

    Bioshock’s RAPTURE by artist Tim Warnock.

    (via thesteamlord)

     
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  13. sharkchunks:

    fennecwolfox:

    oeste:

    misterhippity:

    I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

    So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

    i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

    so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

    I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

    Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

    I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

    Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

    (via rednbluelp)

     
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  15. rnugler:

    thecaucasian-asian:

    nutellaesmerelda:

    Animated art gif

    squint at it when you look at it

    this is incredible

    (Source: giphy.com, via rednbluelp)